Stephen King: Doesn't like "Twilight"

When I check my e-mail everyday at Yahoo.com, they're always throwing some stupid news story at me that I just have to click on.

Go figure.

Anyway, turns out Stephen King doesn't care too much for "Twilight" author Stephenie Meyer's writing:

According to Stephen, "Both Rowling and Meyer, they're speaking directly to young people... The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."

Now, I've never read "Twilight," and I haven't read a Stephen King novel for a good few years, but them's fightin' words.

Oh, and way to throw Rowling into the middle of it, Mr. King.

The only question now is who will maniacally murder who first, and whether or not pig's blood will be involved in any way.

I can't wait.